Good Friday

Senario yang berlaku pada pukul 2.30 ptg di Pheonix saloon di Kg Pandan:

*Aku masuk kadai*

Pilipin hairstylist: Yes, sir? Mau gunting rambut?

Me: indakan gunting bulu idung kali? (dalam ati ku). Yes, please.

*Aku duduk*

*Pilipin hairstylist batah katik-katik handphone nya*

Me: Excuse me?

Pilipin hairstylist: Oh, you in a hurry ka sir?

Me: Yeah! *jawapan eksen, padahal nda gagas*

Pilipin hairstylist: becoz anu bah sir, there's someone who made an appointment at three, and so I texted him la to ask permission to cut your hair first. It's almost three bah.

Me: siapa jua suruh ya kan gunting rambut ku in a first place? Kan banyak lagi hairstylist lain? (lagi ku becakap dalam hati)

Well, guess what, pinoy, you have to cut my hair first. 

Pilipin hairstylist: *tediam*

Me: Does your next customer wanna look good?

Pilipin hairstylist: I dunno sir.

Me: Well, I wanna look good. Cut my hair.

And so, the pinoy cut my hair. Lawa tia rambut ku. Kemas dan bergaya. 

The End.