Hari Ini Hari Jumaat......

Kejadian ani berlaku lapas sembahyang Jumaat. My home is not far from the mosque. Stand in the right angle and you can see my house from the mosque clearly. And for that reason of 'coz, I don't need to use car to go to the mosque kalau kan sembahyang Jumaat. Bejalan kaki kan dapat pahala. Satu langkah, satu kebajikan, amin. So balik pun gerenti la jalan kaki kan.

Di sambung kan cerita, I was on the way balik kerumah, with my brothers. Haa, this is where the story starts ni.. Tedangar tia kami orang tua ani bercerita (Serba itam yo cara melayu nya macam orang bekabung. Kacamata lagi Ray Ban. Samseng eee). Mun becerita ani dangan nya becakap saja yang mendangar inda apa. Ani eeeh..Mun di kumpul semua orang dalam masjid bah, suruh tah ya becerita. Tedangar tu semua orang. Nyaaariiiing!!

To hell I care about what this old man was talking about but some of the s**t that he said went something like this:

".....40 kilo? Eeeeh baik udah tu! Bah bah! Awu, HAHAHA" and for your info, dangan nya becerita ani jauh udah bah..

And ada lagi, ani yang jahat ni..

".....awu ramai bah makai itam ari ani ah (pun nyaring suaranya). Aku makai itam, kau makai itam..Ramai eh! Eh, cakap sal itam ani bisai-bisai sikit eh, karang marah tu orang-orang belakang ah (referring to the Indians). Hahaha. Bah"

Udah tah ya nyaring becerita, inda lagi ada rasa hormat tu. Disrespectful usulnya. Yang membari malu nya ia tua udah.

p/s: Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser rupanya.